Why the f**** does Kevin Federline thinks he can rap? ( I don’t think the kids chose him)
Why the f*** doesn’t he just be a happy & proud moocher? (We understand Britney is the breadwinner)
Why the f*** is America acting like Hurricane Katrina didn’t happen?
When the f*** is FEMA going to step up and do their job?
Who the f*** saw Spike Lee’s Documentary? (Hand held high)
Why the f*** is Verizon calling their new LG phone Chocolate when it’s black?
Who the f*** saw Snakes on A Plane? (Why?)
Why the f*** are we obsessed with celebrities? (Do we really want to live their lives?)
When the f*** is the war going to stop?
Why the f*** do Texans have so much state pride?
Who the f*** really wants to “mess with texas”? (Does the rest of the country really care?)
When the f*** will I get some good loving? (Yes, I will continue to ask this question- It may be next weekend folks)
Who the f*** has sex with their “friend(s)”? (What can I say, he’s my buddy)
Who the f*** has a long distance relationship(s)? (Hand held high)
What the f*** is wrong with Ford Motors? How many more layoffs are they going to have?
Why the f*** are L.A. workers always down to strike? (At least they are willing to stand up for something)
Why the f*** is UTA (University of Texas-Austin) so damn proud to be the best party school?
When the f*** will it get cooler here in Dallas? (100 degrees everyday is cramping my style)
Why the f*** do people insist on driving and talking on a cell phone at the same time? (Especially if you don’t have the ability to multi task)
Why the f*** is this year flying by so quickly?
What the f*** was I bugging out about on my last post? (I really need to get some, LOL)
Where the f*** are my VIRGOS?
20 comments:
-Virgo Gal present!!
-Fuckin best friend...Present!! there aint nothing wrong with that.
-who has a long distance relationship? Sex drives too high for it to actually work.
I know, the year seems to be moving so fast.
Why the F*** someone finally finds me and he has to go back to war?
Why the F*** do I have two degrees and I am still struggling?
Why the F*** didn't someone tell me that degrees don't mean shyt without experience?
Why the F*** am I working for other people when I know I can be making more money for myself?
Why the F*** are older generation black (esp. gov't workers in DC) afraid of Entrepreneurialship?
Why the F*** do I just want to go home and do nothing?
Why the F*** am I taking up all this time and space complaining?
Why the F*** am I doing it on your blog when I have my own?
Why the F*** ask why?
Why the F*** someone finally finds me and he has to go back to war?
Thank Bush!
Why the F*** do I have two degrees and I am still struggling?
Going to college=high salary was the biggest lie they ever told our generation.
Why the F*** didn't someone tell me that degrees don't mean shyt without experience?
Real world told me that, of course it was too late
Why the F*** am I working for other people when I know I can be making more money for myself?
Same question…
Why the F*** are older generation black (esp. gov't workers in DC) afraid of Entrepreneurialship?
They’re content with their current living situation. They also believe in “security” (whatever that is)
Why the F*** do I just want to go home and do nothing?
Exactly…
Why the F*** am I taking up all this time and space complaining?
You’re not complaining. Just expressing your observations and questions.
Why the F*** am I doing it on your blog when I have my own?
Because this subject is open for all bloggers to discuss their WTFs…LOL
Why the F*** ask why?
Now, why the f*** did I answer all of your damn questions…LOL
Because I refuse to do any “work” for the rest of the day.
Pussy Cat- HEY VIRGO!!
I love my "buddy"- he's the greatest, LOL
I'm repping for the Virgos! I like your WTF Thursdays. I may have to blogger jack that one, although I'm usually feeling like WTF on Mondays. Have a good one!
And that's EXACLTY why the F*** I visit your spot EVERY DAY SEVERAL TIMES A DAY!!!!
Gotta love it!!!
Go VIRGOS!! IT ya birthday!!*shakes booty*
Ok I have some too:
How da Fuck can Women Kiss Flava Flav without throwing up?
How Da f*** can SHIT slip out your ass like that? And WTF did Flava keep her in the show?
How Da f*** do I get rid of ‘myspace’ stokers?
Why Da f*** is chicken and ketchup so good?
Why Da f*** am I broke even when I JUST got paid?
Why Da f*** is my upstairs neighbor’s roaches moving in my house?
Why Da f*** do my co-workers think that the Transvestite at work looks like me?
Why da fuck is going on? FUCK, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck
How da Fuck can Women Kiss Flava Flav without throwing up?
Can’t imagine, I will never be that f***ed up.
How Da f*** can SHIT slip out your ass like that? And WTF did Flava keep her in the show?
Never had that happen to me before. Perhaps if your taking it up your a** so much, it gets loose after awhile, LOL
How Da f*** do I get rid of ‘myspace’ stokers?
Only talk to people you actually know really well.
Why Da f*** is chicken and ketchup so good?
LOL, you got me..
Why Da f*** am I broke even when I JUST got paid?
Because we’re all underpaid..
Why Da f*** is my upstairs neighbor’s roaches moving in my house?
Tell their nasty a**** to get an exterminator
Why Da f*** do my co-workers think that the Transvestite at work looks like me?
LOL, maybe you were their inspiration (“I wanna look like__)
Why da fuck is going on? FUCK, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck
Exactly…
Yes, still refusing to do any “work”.
It’s almost like getting paid to do what I love to do-BLOG..lol
*How Da f*** can SHIT slip out your ass like that? And WTF did Flava keep her in the show?
Never had that happen to me before. Perhaps if your taking it up your a** so much, it gets loose after awhile, LOL*
LMAO!!! When I saw that episode of 'the Flava flav show'I was trying to figure out how poop slipped out her ass that easily.Thats soo nasty. Yuck!
Thanx for clearing that out for me babes.
Why the fuck did my license plate renewal go up $31 from last year?
Why the fuck if I get one more ticket they are suspending my driving privileges?
Why the fuck am I on probabtion like Ima damn criminal just because I tend to speed?
Why the fuck is my son so damn hard headed?
why the f*** do i ONLY wanna date MODELS?
Why DA f*** do I have to be so shallow?
Why DA f*** do models ignore me?
Why DA f*** do unattractive, unintelligent, below da belt, wannabes, gravitate towards me?
Why DA f*** cant I find a MODEL who isn’t too dam cocky?
WTF is this Blog the f*ckin truth? Damn, I love this blog.
Keping it real is the motto
WTF can't I do shit I need to do but I can blog all damn day?
I say f*** them, they’re only using us anyway. Might as well use their resources
WTF is life REALLY a bitch? (I thought that shit was something only spoiled brats said...LOL)
We were lied to, and I am f****ing pissed. This s*** is not the game MASH or The Sims LOL
WTF do I LOVE blacks guys so much but at the same time, can't stand their dumb assess?
Men, can’t live with them, and can’t bust one without them (for those who are straight of course and excluding toys-roll w/me peeps)
WTF can't I date outside of my race?
You do what you want. If he’s f***ing great, fuck which ethnic box he checks
WTF am I so damn lazy? (I could lay around all damn day)
Working hard is way overated..LOL
WTF am I 29 years old & finally taking my black ass back to college?
It’s never to late.
What the F*** is the point? (Am I really gonna make more money?)
NOPE, so make sure you’re going only to perfect your passion/interest
WTF is that punk "Karr" all over the news? (Jon-Benet has been gone for a minute y'all...sorry)
Why the f*** is that fool flying business class across the world?
WTF is it 2006 & crackers STILL hate our ass? (I beleive they secretly love us & wanna be like us. We are some talented & creative mutha's)
That ugly truth has become more apparent to me since living in the south.
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WTF do I STILL need to do my laundry but am still blogging?
Blogging is mad addictive…
My name is Ms. Confessions, and I am a blogholic
@sheree-Why the fuck did my license plate renewal go up $31 from last year?
Damn…
Why the fuck if I get one more ticket they are suspending my driving privileges?
Another Damn… LOL
Why the fuck am I on probabtion like Ima damn criminal just because I tend to speed?
See, I have that problem too but I don’t get tickets (knock on wood)
Why the fuck is my son so damn hard headed?
testosterone…LOL
@Ms Cat- What it do?
why the f*** do i ONLY wanna date MODELS?
You want a trophy
Why DA f*** do I have to be so shallow?
We can’t help it, I suppose we’ll out grow it one day. LOL
Why DA f*** do models ignore me?
Because you don’t approach them first. They tend to seek validation
Why DA f*** do unattractive, unintelligent, below da belt, wannabes, gravitate towards me?
I have to check my forehead sometimes to makes sure it’s not branded
“I Like Losers”
Why DA f*** cant I find a MODEL who isn’t too dam cocky?
I say to hell with the f***ing models.
First time reader and fellow Virgo representing.
Your post was the second funniest thing I've read all day. I will definitely return for more reading.
LOL at your list! I don't call my sex partners "buddies", I call them Fuckers. It's an affectionate term for me.
@ BluJewel- Thanks for stopping by and the kind words!!!
@Mistress- I feel you on the fuckers, LOL. But actually there’s only one guy who gets the title of “buddy”, because we are mad cool with each other. Now the other men would definitely be placed in the “fuckers” category...LOL
I got one WTF as a Cowboys fan and it pertains to Terrell Owens... the 'W' stands for when and I wanna know WTF is that clown gonna start practicing so the squad can be ready for the first game Sept. 10...
oh yeah... it's hot as hell there... I remember saying WTF the second I walked outta Dallas Fort Worth airport 2 summers ago...
Why da fuuugg do I have to have a "monthly"? KNOWING I need some everyday!
Okay, OKAY...I can accept the "monthly" but DAYUM FiVE Fugggin DayZ!
Why da fuuuggg white guys are kicking sick puppies to step to a sistah (ME) with an afro?
Why I got to paid BACK my high ass student loans? Why fuuggg can't I dodge bill collectors! *BASTARDS!*
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