Sunday, August 27, 2006

I Can’t Stand A Man…

Ms Confessions can’t stand…

A man who lies, yet calls himself keeping it “real”


A man whose most prized possession is his car

A man with no intelligence


A grown man still living at his parent's home

A man who thinks he has “GAME” (stop reading & trying to imitate The Art of Seduction)

A man with multiple children with different women

A man who’s afraid of commitment (you can’t have us all)

A man who doesn’t take care of his children

A man who doesn’t enjoy reading


A grown ass man still calling himself a "playa" (ni*** grow up)

A man with a small penis (but you’re in serious denial)


A man with no sense of style

A man with no legitimate job or income, yet you call yourself a hustler

A man who thinks it’s okay to feel up on me when I’m in the club

A man with no sense of direction or purpose in life (you should not live day-to-day)

A man who can’t f*** (and you insist on bragging on your skills)


A man with a bunch of gadgets and NO real assets

A man who hangs out in strip clubs on a regular basis

A man who thinks he can buy me

A man who stares and gawks at me instead of acting human and saying Hello

A man who refers to himself as or thinks he’s a pimp


A man who drives with his car speakers up on full blast (is it really necessary?)

A man with no sense of humor

A man who wears extra baggy jeans, with their boxers showing

A man with gold teeth

7 comments:

shereejoi said...

that has no respect.
that puts his hands on a woman.
that is inconsiderate.
that lies, lies, lies about any and everything.
that tries to flip the script on you when they know they ass is in the wrong.
that is a deadbeat dad.
that is lazy.
that is an alcoholic and smokes weed all the damn time that shit aint cute.
that is always in the casino but aint winning shit.
that is dirty, smelly, and doesn't shower on a daily.
that thinks his shit don't stink.
I can go on and on but I think you feel my drift.

eclectik said...

Oh no...what have I started!?!?

LMAO!

Good material, and what's better I identify with NONE of those :)

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shereejoi said...

Also I forgot that thinks the world revolves around them.

A woman on the move said...

@shereejoi- Thanks for your thoughts. I'm sure I missed a few...

@eclectik- We're having fun here...
No real man should be able to say yes to any of the mentioned traits.

If someone does, it's NEVER too late to change..LOL

F'n Falcon said...

I can only imagine the fellas who left this page with they tail b'tween they legs...
Potent thoughts, ladies:)

Instant recipe for sucka repellant:
Post this blog in plain view-near entryway of your home...Like garlic to vampires. Cha

T.C. said...

I digging it all...but man these right here
That says he believe in GOD, but has a Bible that only collects dust and only goes to church on Easter and Christmas
that has no respect
his car is his most prized posession
has more "toys" that items of substance, i.e., a HOUSE
that is inconsiderate.
that lies, lies, lies about any and everything.
that tries to flip the script on you when they know they ass is in the wrong.
that is lazy.
that is an alcoholic and smokes weed all the damn time that shit aint cute.(IF you are over 25+ and this is STILL apart of your daily routine...you have a substance abuse PROBLEM!)

beautyinbaltimore said...

I agree with every single line.
A man who thinks when you tell him to eat your pussy, he really does try to eat your pussy(ouch).
A man that asks a woman to help him pay his child support.

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