Why the f**** does Kevin Federline thinks he can rap? ( I don’t think the kids chose him)
Why the f*** doesn’t he just be a happy & proud moocher? (We understand Britney is the breadwinner)
Why the f*** is America acting like Hurricane Katrina didn’t happen?
When the f*** is FEMA going to step up and do their job?
Who the f*** saw Spike Lee’s Documentary? (Hand held high)
Why the f*** is Verizon calling their new LG phone Chocolate when it’s black?
Who the f*** saw Snakes on A Plane? (Why?)
Why the f*** are we obsessed with celebrities? (Do we really want to live their lives?)
When the f*** is the war going to stop?
Why the f*** do Texans have so much state pride?
Who the f*** really wants to “mess with texas”? (Does the rest of the country really care?)
When the f*** will I get some good loving? (Yes, I will continue to ask this question- It may be next weekend folks)
Who the f*** has sex with their “friend(s)”? (What can I say, he’s my buddy)
Who the f*** has a long distance relationship(s)? (Hand held high)
What the f*** is wrong with Ford Motors? How many more layoffs are they going to have?
Why the f*** are L.A. workers always down to strike? (At least they are willing to stand up for something)
Why the f*** is UTA (University of Texas-Austin) so damn proud to be the best party school?
When the f*** will it get cooler here in Dallas? (100 degrees everyday is cramping my style)
Why the f*** do people insist on driving and talking on a cell phone at the same time? (Especially if you don’t have the ability to multi task)
Why the f*** is this year flying by so quickly?
What the f*** was I bugging out about on my last post? (I really need to get some, LOL)
Where the f*** are my VIRGOS?