Monday, September 22, 2008

My Drunk Ass...

One thing I neglected to mention that happened during my celebration was the aftermath. So it was understood that I was going to be drunk, so My Guy was my designated driver. I have absolutely no clue how many drinks I had that night. In fact, I don’t recall feeling fucked up until I got to his house. But before I get to that part let me explain how I thought I was okay. So we leave the club and I remember singing in his car all the way to his house. The radio was on some R&B station playing all of my cuts. I remember walking into his house and taking off my shoes, he helped me out of my dress. Where I went wrong was when I laid out on his bed. The room started to spin and that was it, lol.

I jumped up and made a dash for his toilet. I threw up on the damn toilet seat (I didn’t even think to lift the seat cover). All of my dinner came up (sorry to be graphic). I remember he came in and washed my face and the seat cover. I then went back to lie down in his bed. Yet 10 minutes later I had to make another run. Four trips later, I finally passed out on the bed. I recall him asking me in between the third and fourth trip if I wanted some toast. He said I mumbled something and then passed out.

I woke up the next morning feeling and smelling like shit. Usually when I throw up I at least brush my teeth (not that night). As I began to turn over I guess he could feel me moving so he grabbed my body next to his. I was too messed up to realize or even care what happened a few hours earlier.

Today sober and coherent I thought about that night, and felt a little embarrassed. We joked about it while he was taking me back home. But he saw me at my lowest. I looked like a train wreck the next morning. He was there for me when I needed him to be, and that’s why he’s My Guy…

4 comments:

Black Mamba said...

4 trips to the bathroom, good lordy lord! He truly is your guy, seeing you at your lowest, cleaning off the toilet seat, probably held your hair back, and still wanting to cuddle, lol... He sounds like a great guy!

Hope you had a wonderful b-day!

T.C. said...

that's exactly why he is your guy!

The Love Collective said...

Dag, what a trooper!

DiamondsR4eva said...

That's a GOOD MAN, he even held you before ya cleaned up lol that's love. I would hold on in case you had any doubts in ya mind before :-)

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