Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Wait A Minute Mr. Leasing Agent...

So since I can never act on my obsession with my fellow coworker, I figure this is the perfect place to admit and release my infatuation with you. Oh Mr. Leasing Agent, why are you so hot? Since day one (about 60 days), I knew you would be the object of my affection. I like your style, your looks, your attitude, your professionalism, and your smell. It’s because of you I am now seeking to fulfill my Latin fix.

I need a Latin man in my life like yesterday. It’s something about Mr. Leasing Agent. One thing’s for sure is I am in love with your height. Traditionally, Latin men are not tall. But Mr. Leasing Agent is at least 6 feet (fucking yummy). Oh how I Long to ride shot gun in your silver beamer. Hitting the highway on the road to ecstasy. I wanna feel your lips brush against my body and wrap my legs around yours. I wanna do you in your office over looking the 75 freeway.

You make me blush and have goose bumps when I’m in your presence. I know you feel that forbidden chemistry. I see it in your eyes, but for now I’ll have to meet you in my dreams…

2 comments:

The Love Collective said...

"ride shotgun in his silver beamer" LOL. He must be one hot dude, cuz the Latino bustas i see in my part of the world are all Drywall fuzz in their hair and Natural Light in their hands. You go, girl.

The Mistress said...

I haven't been here in ages! I haven't read ANY blogs at all, I am such a goddamn slacker.

Anyway, Latin men are hawt but VERY intense. I learned that the hard way honey so have fun but don't say I didn't warn you! LOL. ;-)

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