Monday, April 30, 2007

No He Freaking Didn't....


So yesterday I am at the crib, minding my business and enjoying Mr. Godiva’s company when Mr. Comfortable came knocking at my fucking door. Now you know I was HOT!!!

First of all I haven’t spoken to your ass since when the hell ever… I don’t even fucking remember (my choice of course). I couldn’t believe my eyes. He knocked about three times and I just stood there looking through the peephole in amazement and anger. Mr. Godiva offered to answer the door or go into another room. I quickly told him to sit tight and let me handle this weirdo.

I answered the door and asked why was he here. He says, “ I tried to call you the other day and I called today.” (Okay if you call me and I don’t answer- that doesn’t mean you come fucking over). I told him as calmly as I could that I’d appreciate it if he did not show up at my house unannounced (especially when I don’t even talk to you any more). I also informed him that I have company right now, so please leave. He then asked “ Can I walk him to his car?” Hell no!!! I offered to walk him two more feet away from my door.

I can’t believe this guy had the nerve to come to my house. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I am so happy Mr. Godiva was there…

9 comments:

j.a.c. said...

I'm glad you took care of that. Some females aren't strong enough to tell a man no. Kudos a.w.o.t.m.!

A woman on the move said...

J.A.C.- LOL, it wasn't that hard to say "Stay the hell away from me!"

Can't go backwards...too grown for that shit! LOL

T.C. said...

i KNOW you was heated...but you handled it right...you had to...otherwise crazo would do it again...and lord forbid he gets in his mind to come up to your job or something...

so like j said kudos *me clappin* for handling your bidness like the woman you are!!!

The Mistress said...

He has some big balls dipping in on you unannounced! And then talking about walking your man to his car...oh helllllllll no!

What an asshat.

Blu Jewel said...

LMAO! I agree with all the comments. You did the right thing by handling him YOURSELF. Though it's nice to have your man do the chivalrous thing, you still have to assert yourself for when he's not around. Hopefully, dumb homie got the message and won't bother you anymore.

What a dick!

Tańtruм said...

Well you took care of that! You go girl.

This is my first time over here, but I like it. I will be back.

Black Mamba said...

Wow, this guy sounds like a stalker...

Some guys just can't catch a clue.

A woman on the move said...

Mistress-LMAO!!!
Yes, the nerve of me walking you to your car as if I even like you.

Tantrum- Welcome!
Thanks for the props!!

Black- you're right. I should have written down his car plates, just to keep on file.

beautyinbaltimore said...

Thats men for you.

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