Thursday, September 07, 2006

Seriously WTF?...

So my boss who’s the property manger decided to discontinue the use of my cute little monthly calendars I create for our office building’s restrooms (no big deal).

So for the month of September the tenants & their clients will now see a sign that reads:

PLEASE HELP KEEP OUR
RESTROOMS CLEAN FOR OUR
TENANTS AND YOUR CLIENTS!

THROW ALL TRASH IN THE
TRASH RECEPICLES PROVIDED.

THANK YOU!

WACK ASS COMPANY
MANAGEMENT

The only problem is DUMB ASS can’t spell; find the error boys & girls.
Yes, all 300 plus workers are reading this memo.
*FYI: How did I find out about this lovely memo? One of our lovely tenants brought it to my attention this morning. Even he said pay attention to details…*

12 comments:

Black Girl Interrupted said...

Seriously, the dumbest people are in managerial positions. Hello? Spellcheck?

G. Mo said...

that's rediculous... ooops, I meant ridiculous... lol

DivineLavender said...

Gurl him is markt (smart)

T.a.c.D said...

Totally on the UNBELIVABLE list

Ms. Confessions said...

@ Black girl- Actually if you type what she wrote in Word, it won’t correct you…LOL
That’s why I always reference dictionary.com (works wonders)

@G-Mo: Precisely! LOL, Our leaders of Today!

@Divine- what can I say, I have to deal with this incompetency on a daily basis.

@t.c.- I question upper management. The scary part is there are at least two other managers with the IQs of a guppy.

Prophetess said...

That's just like saying: "Let me sit down. My feets hurt." LOL! We gotta pay attention to details.

Blu Jewel said...

I peeped it! I've encountered some real live nastiness in the bathroom at work. It's a shame one would even have to put up a sign in the first place. Thanks for the stop by and let me know (via email) how you do with your journal.

Anonymous said...

YOU SHOULD RIP OFF HER HEAD AND SHIT DOWN HER NECK!!!!

The Stiltwalker said...

lol. he should have written 'tentacles'

Single Ma said...

What kind of office are you in where you have to tell GROWN FOLKS to clean up behind themselves? And why not just hire a cleaning service to work the night shift?

Ms. Confessions said...

@Stiltwalker- She’s a dragon lady…but could easily pass for an ugly transsexual man…

@Single Ma- You would be surprise how these GROWN ASS business people behave and keep some of their offices. People really do think there’s a maid on the premises 24 hours.

We have a cleaning crew that comes in nightly and our building engineers try to take of care of the mess during the day as much as possible.

Lex said...

This is my first time here. Love your blog.

Yes, they pay the idiots the big bucks. It's tragic.

I'll definitely be back.

Thinking of moving to Dallas, btw.

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