Why the f*** do I have to blog and read other blogs before I start to actually work at my job?
When the f*** will white folks learn stop messing with animals in their natural habitat? (I loved Crocodile Hunter too, but come on)
Why the f*** am I so ready to go back to school? (Perhaps, because I’m wasting brain cells at this corporate plantation.)
When the f*** will I stop acting like I am not a GREAT catch? (I will not entertain just any man because I am bored)
Why the f*** are older people so damn angry and mean? (The race isn’t over; you don’t like your life make the change)
Who the f*** is really looking for a Sugar Daddy?
When the f*** did being a side dish or the woman on the side become cute to me? (standards, Ms. Confessions standards)
Why the f*** do I feel like time is passing by so fast, yet my achievements/dreams seem to be moving in slow motion?
Who the f*** actually buys Lottery tickets on a regular basis? (Do you really think you’ll win?)
Why the f*** are women so damn catty? (There are plenty of opportunities for everyone)
Who the f*** is ready for the fall television season to start?
Why the f*** do I despise my boss so much? (Because she’s a jealous and pathetic hag)
When the f*** will my degree and experience start to really pay off? (I’m getting impatient people)