Thursday, September 07, 2006

WTF Thursday...

Why the f*** do I have to blog and read other blogs before I start to actually work at my job?

When the f*** will white folks learn stop messing with animals in their natural habitat? (I loved Crocodile Hunter too, but come on)

Why the f*** am I so ready to go back to school? (Perhaps, because I’m wasting brain cells at this corporate plantation.)

When the f*** will I stop acting like I am not a GREAT catch? (I will not entertain just any man because I am bored)

Why the f*** are older people so damn angry and mean? (The race isn’t over; you don’t like your life make the change)

Who the f*** is really looking for a Sugar Daddy?

When the f*** did being a side dish or the woman on the side become cute to me? (standards, Ms. Confessions standards)

Why the f*** do I feel like time is passing by so fast, yet my achievements/dreams seem to be moving in slow motion?

Who the f*** actually buys Lottery tickets on a regular basis? (Do you really think you’ll win?)

Why the f*** are women so damn catty? (There are plenty of opportunities for everyone)

Who the f*** is ready for the fall television season to start?

Why the f*** do I despise my boss so much? (Because she’s a jealous and pathetic hag)

When the f*** will my degree and experience start to really pay off? (I’m getting impatient people)



8 comments:

T.C. said...

WTF*** are my nerves so shot that I made myself sick today?
WhoTF** would really care besides my momma?
WTF*** am I always there for certain folks and them same folks never seem to be there for me?
WTF*** am I just really like WTF?

A woman on the move said...

@t.c.- *waving- Hey Girl!*

WTF*** are my nerves so shot that I made myself sick today?
Because your sick and tired of dealing with retarded people (guessing, LOL)

WhoTF** would really care besides my momma?
You know what, same here. But nothing beats mom’s loving…

WTF*** am I always there for certain folks and them same folks never seem to be there for me?
Because people are leaches. We suck and take the life out of others without taking the time to ask “What am I giving back to this person?”

WTF*** am I just really like WTF?
Shell shocked by LIFE…LOL (me too)

Single Ma said...

Why the f*** do I feel like time is passing by so fast, yet my achievements/dreams seem to be moving in slow motion?

Apply yaself mama! That opportunity door can't open itself!

When the f*** will my degree and experience start to really pay off? (I’m getting impatient people)

When you learn how to toot your own horn (gracefully of course), exercise those brain cells, rise above the cattiness, and finally tell that jealous and pathetic hag to kiss yo azz!

LOL!

I also wonder why old people are so angry and mean...

BluJewel said...

LMAO! I had a similar post last week...WTF Wednesday.

WTF*** do my (white) coworkers have to be in my $hoe game?
WTF*** does the cleaning guy look at me like I'm a slab of ribs?
WTF*** can't the TSA stop the BS and let folk fly w/o all the damn drama?
WTF*** can't I just get a moment's peace?

A woman on the move said...

@ Single ma- Thanks for the words of encouragement!

I’ve made a few accomplishments this year. Starting with buying my condo this year. (which I didn’t think I would so soon)
I’m now looking to enroll in this Masters of Science in Entrepreneurship program (starts in Jan), so I can stop bullshiting and learn what all the “good old boys” know…

I’m just ready to be at that level where I feel I’ve truly made it. Let’s press the fast forward button...LOL

I know baby steps...

@BLU- Truly... WTF?

Single Ma said...

Wow @ the condo and grad school! That is a great accomplishment! Sounds like you don't give yourself enough credit. Do ya thang girl and be fabulous!

shereejoi said...

Why the f*ck are my allergies bothering me? I'm all congested and why the f*ck is nothing I'm taking is working?

Lex said...

Why the F*** are women so catty?

Because they still haven't learned that there's no one looking out for us, but us and if we don't learn to take care of each other and have each other's back, no one will!!

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