What the F**** is wrong with President Bush?
Why the f*** does my boss think it’s okay to call me “chickie” or “chickie doodle”? (We’re not cool enough for you to give me a pet name. And I’m not your damn chickie!)
Why the f*** am I being penalized tax wise for not having any dependents?
Why the f*** are people interested in Paris Hilton?
Why the f**** does it appear harder now that I am getting older to meet a man of substance? (Or am I too picky?)
Why the f**** am I working only to feel like I am broke?
Why the f**** did I get my Bachelor of Science in Business Marketing, or a degree at all?
Why the f**** is it hard to let someone go, when you know you should?
What the f**** is wrong with our inner city school systems?
Why the f**** am I always looking forward to Friday?
When the f**** is this "paying your dues" period over?
Why the f**** am I so horny lately?
When the f*** will this urge pass? (Once I get some?)
Why the f**** is LIFE so complicated?
Why the f**** can't I manage my money? (Was there a class I missed?)
When the f*** is Mr. Comfortable going to stop calling? (Despite the fact that I no longer answer his phone calls)
Why the f**** can’t I take my make-up, cell phone or laptop on the freaking plane? (So now I’ll be greasy and bored on the plane.)
Why the f*** does my boss ALWAYS interrupts my conversations and NEVER says “Excuse Me”?
What the f*** comes up first when you type in FAILURE in a google search?