Mainstream Ni*****...

Gump # 2...This guy takes the cake when it comes to your typical mainstream n******. I met this character at my job he's actually my building's mailman. Since I have turned a new leaf from stuck-up bitch to heal the world sweetheart I have developed a habit of being overly friendly. But I am not complaining it is actually a very gratifying thing to walk around without a chip on my shoulder or just mad at the world. Anyway, me being the nice person I am, I actually get to know this guy. I gave him my cell number, but I WAS NEVER ATTRACTED to this man. He's actually quite repulsive to me. He's about 6'4, 300 lbs, the worst set of teeth I've seen in a while, and just not an attractive man.

His first approach was to come at me flossin' and showing off his toys (his cell phone TREO). Of course when he breaks out his advance technology phone I asked him why he made that purchase. I mean seriously, what type of business do you possibly think you have. But of course he has this expensive phone because he saw it on a video. But before I even go there, let me continue with his stats. His dream was to go to the NFL (of course) but due to some injury he didn't make it, and doesn't seem to have any other dreams. Ladies, stay away from men with NFL/Hoop dreams (especially if he isn't close to achieving the goal). I say this only because every time you sit and watch a game with this fool. He's only watching with envy and he'll make his stupid comments like I would have never made that move. BUT GUESS WHAT? THAT'S WHY HE'S ON THE FIELD/COURT AND YOU'RE NOT. He's 30 something years old and still lives with his parents. So my question is when am I suppose to visit, while moms and pops are at work or sleep? Or better yet how about we all hang out, have dinner, and play Taboo together. He drives a Chevy Avalanche truck, which is his prize procession. He HAD tv screens in his car, but guess what? Someone jacked him for his screens, so now he drives around with holes in his headrests. I guess the insurance wouldn't cover such foolishness.

I entertained this guy by going out with him (that was my mistake). Over dinner there's no real profound conversation, just him talking about the latest shoes and gadgets he wants to buy. I mean damn there has to be more to life. I asked him if there was anything he has purchased that could actually put money back into his pockets or better yet be a tax-write- off at the end of the year. Of course, I get the dumb look. After the date I changed his name in my cell to Buffalo (it's truly the best description) and ignore his phone calls. What else do we have to talk about? What kind of rims you wanna put on your truck?....