Tuesday, October 17, 2006

So you think you’re a WOMAN?

So what separates the girl, from the bitch, hoe, lady, or woman?

Let’s review a few terms that are commonly referred towards the female.


Woman:
1. an adult female person.
2. the nature, characteristics, or feelings often attributed to women; womanliness.

Chick:
1. Slang (often offensive ). a girl or young woman.


Bitch:
1. a female dog
2. Slang.
a.a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, esp. a woman.
b.a lewd woman

Girl:
1. a female child, from birth to full growth.
2. a young, immature woman

Broad:
1. Slang.
a.Usually Offensive. a woman.
b.a promiscuous woman


Lady:
1. a woman who is refined, polite, and well-spoken:
2. Slang. a female lover or steady companion

Old Lady:

1. a mother, usually one's own
2. a girlfriend or female lover, esp. a female lover with whom one cohabits.

Pigeon:
1. Slang.
a. a young, usually attractive, girl.
b. a person who is easily fooled or cheated; dupe.


Whore:
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.
2. to act as a whore.


What makes a female a WOMAN?

She’s mature (age has nothing to do with this).
She has morals and values.
She has her head on straight (regardless of level of education).
She’s independent.
She takes care of herself.
She's confident in the woman she is.
She’s always looking to better herself.
She supports the man in her life.
She’s ambitious.
She doesn’t have to have a man in her life (by any means necessary).
She has a valid line of work.
She’s selfless.
She’s responsible.
She has own her place to lay her head.


What makes a female a BITCH?

She has no self love or dignity.
She needs to belittle others to make herself feel good.
She’s an asshole (arrogant & immature).
She’s loud and disrespectful.
She’s a fighter (only animals go head up).
She usually finds her rudeness amusing.

What makes a female a GIRL?

She’s immature.
She doesn’t know anything about responsibility.
She believes her pussy is the “golden ticket” through life.
She feels a man is suppose to take care of her.
She usually still lives at home.
She’s the main one requiring men to have material things.
She figures stripping is the only way to earn more money.
She’s chasing sponsors.
She believes her looks will ALWAYS get her far.
She still plays with TOYS ( has all the latest gadgets but pays NO bills).

15 comments:

BrillD said...

Alright. That's fair. You showed
both sides. Your props are due.

T.C. said...

I love it! Now I don't have to do my post I can just send folks over here...to look and discuss the break down...can we ever fully break it down? No I don't think so...but this is about a broke down as you can get

nikki said...

uh, i'm a combination of a few of these...lol

Single Ma said...

Hmmm, I'm a womitchirl. LOL

beautyinbaltimore said...

You broke it down perfectly.

lovelyjd said...

Love it

BluJewel said...

Nice to see that you showed both sides and you broke it all down for us too. Good looking. Like Nikki, I'm a combo of a few, but for the most part, I'm definitely a womanlady with a lil bitch thrown in for counterbalance...lol

A woman on the move said...

@T.C.- LOL, there’s always room for open discussions.

@Nikki- Most females have a little bit of every characteristic. But as you get older the woman should outshine the others..LOL

I would hope so!!!

@SingleMa- I love that!!!

@beauty- You know its funny, I had no idea where I was going with this initially. I just stuck with what I thought to be true. Glad you agree!

@lovelyjd- THANKS!!!

@Blu- I had to break down for both sides. I can’t get all on the men and act like we women have our shit together 24/7.

JoJo D. said...

Well said!

I like to think I fit in the Woman category.

Mr.Slish said...

I used to like a combination between a bitch and a hoe..lol..Ahh The good ole days...When I hit thirty all the bitches turned into women and hoes turned into ladies...lol

The Mistress said...

Brilliance.

I'm all woman from the looks of things.

Thank you for reinforcing that.

LOL.

toya said...

great post..they should have a class or something on this topic,cause a lot of people are misguided!..luv your site by the way,and I am a fellow virgo!

The Sarccastik Variable Why said...

not bad...

Newy said...

I love it!!! I am a combination of a few of these *snicker*

Anonymous said...

Thank you for this. FYI - I used part of this on my page!

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