Why the f*** is Flavor Flav always eating KFC?
What the f*** is/are your fantasy (ies)?
Why the f*** are we always trying to rescue another country, while ignoring what’s happening in our own backyard?
Why the f*** do 99% of the women on Flavor of Love have hair weaves?
What the f*** is that new reality show with Shannon Doherty? (Do I really need her to dumb someone for me?)
Why the f*** are people in "monogamous" relationships only to agree to an "open" door policy?
What the f*** did Bush say dumb this week? (In an interview w/Brain Williams dumb dumb was telling Brian he likes to read elected books-he meant eclectic)
Why the f*** do women shake their asses so easily in public and for no real reason?
Who the f*** uses ProActive?
What the f*** are you guys doing for Labor Day weekend? (I’m having company *wink*)
What the f*** is wrong with Karr? (Let Tyrone confess to killing a little white girl)
Who the f*** else is going to announce another lay-off?
Who the f*** is buying Beyonce’s album? (Why?)
Why the f*** do I keep attracting men who are married or in a relationship? (Am I wearing an invisible sign on my forehead saying I love men who are taken?)
Why the f*** do people go to college only to finish with a degree in "General Studies" or "Interdisciplinary Studies"? (Sounds like you went in and came out still NOT knowing wtf you want to do)
Who the f*** watches "Dancing w/ the Stars?"
What the f*** are your goals in life?